Do some women have Tit Years like dogs have Dog Years? I mean, tits that age at a different rate - not the standard one-human-year-equals-seven-tit-years, that would be stupid. Maybe a ratio of 2:1 or thereabouts. My ex-wife had a bad ratio. In her mid thirties she had the tits of a fifty year old. Very self conscious, she wanted a boob job. I resisted, not believing it would make her any happier or feel any different about me - and knowing damn well I'd be paying for it out of money we didn't have.

My new girlfriend has a good tit-year ratio. At 36, she has the tits of an 18 year old. At this rate, by the time she's fifty, she'll still have the tits of a 25 year old. Which is fantastic, obviously.

Fantastic and yet not enough. What's going on? She's smart, funny and kind. She's into me. Sex is a damn sight better than it should be for someone recovering from perineal stitches.

I guess it comes down to some combination of these:
- deep down, I think I can do better
- deep down, I haven't given up hope on my ex-lover
- I don't want more kids and I wonder if, deep down, she really does

Tricky. Great tits though. Let's see where it goes.
(this is a slightly pissed entry - I do consider her as more than just a pair of great tits, honest)