Separate Ways

Following on from the last post, here's another question: do men have Knob Years like dogs have Dog Years? Ageing faster or slower than the rest of the body? I have reached 40 with what I considered to be the knob of a 21 year old - eager and perky. But on Saturday I found myself sympathising with an ageing gangster in a novel (Sacred Games, very good) who decides that the joy of orgasm is no longer worth the effort that precedes it. Have my Knob Years suddenly caught up with me?

Sobering thought - but then again, I was very hungover, I'm tired from working too hard and still sore from the operation which cut my perineum from ballsac to arsehole.

Last night, I went out to a birthday party with my girlfriend and her good humour cheered me up til we got home. With her 18 year old tits and my 21 year old knob, we kept ourselves amused... falling asleep as the first birds began to sing outside.

Do some women have Tit Years like dogs have Dog Years? I mean, tits that age at a different rate - not the standard one-human-year-equals-seven-tit-years, that would be stupid. Maybe a ratio of 2:1 or thereabouts. My ex-wife had a bad ratio. In her mid thirties she had the tits of a fifty year old. Very self conscious, she wanted a boob job. I resisted, not believing it would make her any happier or feel any different about me - and knowing damn well I'd be paying for it out of money we didn't have.

My new girlfriend has a good tit-year ratio. At 36, she has the tits of an 18 year old. At this rate, by the time she's fifty, she'll still have the tits of a 25 year old. Which is fantastic, obviously.

Fantastic and yet not enough. What's going on? She's smart, funny and kind. She's into me. Sex is a damn sight better than it should be for someone recovering from perineal stitches.

I guess it comes down to some combination of these:
- deep down, I think I can do better
- deep down, I haven't given up hope on my ex-lover
- I don't want more kids and I wonder if, deep down, she really does

Tricky. Great tits though. Let's see where it goes.
(this is a slightly pissed entry - I do consider her as more than just a pair of great tits, honest)